"Lady Gaga might be the worlds first professional attention whore."

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[1/9/2011 8: 40:55 PM] Michael: love is just a word humans use to describe a feeling, which is silly because words fall short everytime

[1/9/2011 8: 42:28 PM] Megan: Yeah! But describe the feeling as best you caaaan!

[1/9/2011 8: 42:38 PM] Michael: Love is really simple

love, purely as an example, is when no matter what a person says, does, or thinks, you will stay with them

regardless of the odds against them, you will never stop believing in them

[1/9/2011 8: 43:46 PM] Megan: Oh okay.

[1/9/2011 8: 46:27 PM] Michael: its when you are easily are willing to give up everything you have, from time to possesions for one person

and when you are willing to give yourself openly to them, because thats what lifes about!

[1/9/2011 8: 22:21 PM] Michael: fucking kittens

you son of a bitch

you know how many people are freezing their asses off RIGHT NOW

and your just sitting in your house

eating all the food your family buys

and they have nothing to eat

and no home

and no family

and all those cold homeless kittens

"Twitter sucks, don’t use it. I only use twitter to bash twitter. Fuck cats."

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"I got peanut M&M’s, if you want some, you can totally come over. I have ice cream too. We can sit in our pjs and just talk and chill out."

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"Taylor Lautner is partly responsible for the pussification of America. He’s a shit-tier actor. No wonder 99% of movies suck."

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"I feel patriotic when I eat fast food. God Bless America"

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